Who Gets to Model for the Realistic Dildos?
I have to be honest here; this is a question I have wanted to ask for some time. Have you seen some of these things? Some of these things look like they were molded after some faraway jungle monster that no one (except for the person who took the molding) has ever seen before. I bet it has a long tongue, too.
You know what I’m talking about, right? I mean, we all know what a dildo is. A dildo is a latex representation of a male penis. A mold is made of the penis and then it is filled in with hot rubber, that when solidified, makes an eerily accurate replica of the penis.
Ok, now that we’re all on board about what a dildo is, let’s get back to my original question. Who models for these things? Are they like their masturbator brethren in the fact that they too are modeled after adult entertainment film stars? Is it possible that at this very time someone right now is picking up a dildo that is supposed to be a reasonable facsimile of Dustin Diamond’s penis? (For those of you who do not know or are too young to remember, Dustin Diamond played Samuel “Screech” Powers from the ninety’s classic sitcom, “Saved By the Bell”.)
And it’s not like the dildo fun stops there. They have dildos that are meant for straight vaginal penetration, they have ones that are intended for anal use only, shoot, they even have them where there are heads on both ends, that way, two people can get enjoyment out of the sex toy at the same time. Isn’t technology great? Not only have we found a cure for polio, we have also manufactured a fake penis so that two people can get off on the same sexual aid. We are indeed living in wonderful and “heady” times.
All jokes aside, the dildo has a very useful purpose in today’s sexual climate. Much like their distant cousin the vibrator, the dildo can be relied upon when certain other parties (i.e. your sexual partner or partners) just aren’t in that lovemaking mood, one person (or persons, depending upon the scenario) can go off and release themselves sexually without breaking any vows or feeling any guilt. The thing to remember is that although someone you love is using a mold of another man’s penis to get them off, it’s not really like they are having sex with that person. If you really needed to validate it to yourself, you could always go on the offensive and procure the dildo for your partner yourself. That way, while they may be using something other than your tools to get the job done, you still bought your partner the tools.
I believe however the dildo is a trickier custom to get used to than a vibrator, and this is strictly speaking from the male point of view. While a vibrator does the exact same thing a dildo does, (only with batteries and a motor) the dildo looks more like a penis than a vibrator. This is, of course, because the dildo is made from the mold of a real penis, as the vibrator is just an invention of design and maximum pleasure giving ability. I honestly believe that some men might be a little jealous of their partner’s new sex toy, fearing that eventually they will be wiped from the sexual scene all together and replaced with a bit of plastic. This kind of thinking is detrimental to the growth of the relationship, as the other partner is only trying to fulfill their sexual desires within the confines of whatever arrangement you two may have happened to work out. If the partner was going outside the bedroom to find a real penis to satisfy themselves with as opposed to a dildo, then there might be some trouble. But if your partner just needs some extra action that you’re not giving them and decides to pick something up at the local adult entertainment store, then why would you have any reason to be upset or jealous? It’s obvious that the other partner is willing to look outside the box (but inside the same house) to get what they crave, maybe the other partner just needs to grow up and accept the fact that sometimes you have to take care of certain things by yourself.
With all this being said, I would like to volunteer my services as being a mold for a dildo. I’m not sure how the marketing would work, but I wouldn’t be angry if my girlfriend excused herself to the bedroom to grab some alone time with the plastic me. Maybe if it became a more repetitive thing I might get offended (why have Sweet and Low when the sugar’s right there?) but if kept in perspective I see nothing wrong with it. However, on the flip side of this, say I did get to actually model for a dildo, and for the sake of argument (and my vanity) let’s say they sold really well. So everybody now would be getting off on my personal dildo, and I would be the happiest guy in the world, right? Wrong.
Something tells me that while I would have no problem with anybody using my own personally endorsed dildo, I do believe the girlfriend might have a thing or two to say about it. If she was the only one who used it, she wouldn’t have a problem with it. But let everybody have a chance to see what exactly I’m working with here, and I believe I’d be single again faster than you could say “cheating braggart.”
So maybe I wouldn’t want to model for my own dildo after all. I know it’ll be hard for the public to get by, but I think they have enough variety to make up for me. Besides, I don’t think they even have that much plastic.
