The Impact of Vibrators in America
(and Americans)
The vibrator is one of the more popular sex toys, and I have written countless articles to prove this very point. With over a million of these things sold a year, people really seem to like their vibrators. And what sexually deprived or just sexually bored person wouldn’t love a motorized version of the real thing? (For the intent and purpose of that last sentence, “the real thing” means penis).
I think it’s great that women (and men, but the sales numbers say that it’s mostly women who purchase vibrators…or else men use their wives/girlfriends/mothers card to buy anonymously. That may be the case, but it can’t be proven, so we’re going to go with the hard facts.) purchase these items. The main reason I am on board for the movement of so many vibrators is purely selfish, but I bet it is one that a lot of other men share. The more women take it upon themselves to please themselves, the less the men have to do it on such a consistent basis. Sometimes there is a really good game on, I mean, a real nail biter, and who wants to miss perhaps the greatest comeback ever in sports history? It is during these times that most men wouldn’t really mind if their partner relied on the vibrator to fulfill their sexual desires.
Again, I’m looking at this strictly from the man’s point of view. No man could seriously get jealous over some plastic with a motor inside of it, so it’s not like guys could look at the situation from a “cheating” angle. If a woman decides that she’s ready for some sexual action, and you as her partner are not there to provide the much needed relief, why can’t she just do it herself? Men could justify it to themselves as it being just another tool in her arsenal; she has her blow dryer, her make-up bag, her vibrator. All the necessary things a modern woman needs to get through her day.
Just imagine how many relationships could be saved if married couples were issued vibrators at the time of their wedding. At the time, as newlyweds, they may not understand or appreciate such a gesture, but as the relationship grew on and the marriage loses its shiny new luster, they would then begin to understand. Instead of one partner having to go out and satisfying their needs with a stranger or someone other than their marriage partner, they could instead stay home and within the confines of their own home and marriage satisfy all their sexual desires without breaking any vows or feeling any unnecessary guilt. This kind of preventive thinking could keep a lot more marriages together in hard times, but most people do not want to admit that sometimes they need a little variety in their sexual appetite. I think its pride that keeps people from thinking like that; they do not want to admit to each other or themselves that there may come a time when the sex routine is getting a little stale or uninspiring.
Or, on the flip side of the argument, let’s look at it from a single person’s point of view. In today’s times, who wants to gout and chance the many diseases and psychotics out there just for a little sexual release? This is another situation that a vibrator would be extremely beneficial. Rather than just give in to the sexual urges and chance your physical health with an unsure partner, a person could just stay at home and satisfy themselves. I’m not saying that a vibrator should be used as a permanent substitute for sex, just as a deterrent for someone single to have unsafe or regretful sex. I know that there are a few women out there who probably wish that they would have just stayed home and satisfied themselves with a vibrator than to have slept with some guy that they now regret. I am probably one of those women’s guys they regret…
The vibrator could be a great weapon in defense of society’s many pratfalls out there. Instead of making that decision you know you will regret later, a person can just do for themselves what usually another person can’t do for them anyway. It takes the uncertainty of sexual satisfaction right out of the equation; who else is going to know what gets you ff sexually better than you? You know that you’re not going to leave yourself disappointed and unfulfilled. With that kind of marketing there is no way that every woman in America would not own one, quite possibly four.
I guess the moral of this whole thing is that if people were more open to ideas and suggestions that involved their sex life, I think a lot of life’s stressful situations could be averted. But I guess some people are too repressed to think about such things as this, and so the problems will continue. Spouses will continue to cheat on one another, and lost young people will continue to have unfulfilling, meaningless sex. I just think it’s a shame that more people are not open to suggestion; that their pride keeps them from listening to anyone else’s opinion but their own. This is exactly the kind of thinking that causes at least fifty percent of the problems that people face, but unless they are willing to do anything about it, it’s probably going to continue to happen. Unless you’re willing to face the things you need to change, you’re probably not going to change them. It’s a natural law, but it’s one of the ones that take some people the longest time to learn.
I bet you didn’t think you were going to get this deep an editorial about vibrators, but I deliver the goods. I’m not afraid to bring it to you real about the things you normally wouldn’t speak aloud about. This is my job, it’s what I do.
